Tuesday, March 16, 2010

How I Met Your Mother

I've been watching this show called "How I Met Your Mother". I just finished the first season as a matter of fact.
It's got a cast of wildly funny and interesting characters, often witty dialogues, ludicrously bizarre situations, and to top it all off: a guy called Barney. How often is it that you see someone called Barney in a show, or a movie even? Barney just isn't used anymore!

Anyways, it's a sitcom set in New York, the big apple. For the characters we have Ted the overly romantic single who is craving someone to marry, a bit like a friend of mine (except the romantic part), Marshall the supporting friend who always knows what Ted needs, Lily the best friend's girlfriend who fits every description for coolest girl ever, Robin the hot friend that Ted is crazily in love with, and of course Barney the lovable jerk who hits on every girl he talks to... and their moms.

The show is basically a story of five friends doing stupid stuff in New York. Each episode is another recollection of an act of complete idiocy by Ted as he continues hopelessly to find the girl he is destined to marry, filled in by more insanity from his friends, and finished with (sometimes over 2 episodes) Ted being alone and single again.

It makes me wonder, people try so hard to get girls, constantly thinking of ways to attract them, going to the gym to get bigger guns to impress them. And at the end of the day, they just become single all over again. The relentlessness of desperate (even though they want admit it) single guys never ceases to astound me. You can tell by the way they wear their hair that they want girls to look at them twice. By the way they stalk girls' facebook profiles so that at the very moment the relationship status becomes "single", they swarm in with statements like "hey whaat uP!! how hav u been, we shud hang out somtime now tht u r single again" (all the while unaware of how a fourth grader in China could spell better than they can).

It's the little things that give them away. They cannot stop talking about girls and their supposed indifference towards them. For them life is an unending parade of different girls. They write blogs about how they hate people who never stops thinking about girls. Wait... Not the last part. The point is, every guy wants a girl he can love. Some do it with style while others just think with their penis. Whatever happened to sports, philosophy, and purely platonic relationships (in the modern sense)? Have we cast away the beauty and meaning behind friendships in exchange for someone we can hold onto at night? Have we thrown out the idea of an eternally loving God for a fleeting moment of being loved? Girlfriends are good, it's just... priorities people!

Me? I'm in Canada, nothing against Canadians, but I just have no one I want to impress here. All the girls I know are either taken, gay, or way too normal for me. Normal... can't have that can we? Oh, and no Taiwanese. Seriously, where have all the Taiwanese gone? (none of that CBC stuff) The only Taiwanese I met was some guy in a suit. Who wears a suit on campus? Actually I did one day... Crap.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

想家想到宣教

好久沒有寫部落格了, 更不用說用中文寫... 噢買尬, 我真的變懶了!

其實最近真的發生蠻多直得下筆的事情:
上週末我兩天花25小時寫一個Java的程式, 而且到最後還沒寫完...
上個禮拜是我們這裡的reading week, 也就是一個禮拜的休假, 我宅到要發霉了...
初二時我在台灣的眾多表親聚在一起...
他們竟然趁我不在的時候玩的那麼高興, 你們怎麼可以這樣對我? T T
突然又感受到加拿大的冷, 殘酷的現實, 離家的孤獨
我在美國的三年多從來沒有真的想家過, 起碼想吃臭豆腐和牛肉麵
現在的我也不是真的想家, 但我想見台灣那群可以稱的上我家人與朋友的人
我沒有傷心或難過, 只是更深的體會家裡的好
我不會時時刻刻掛念某個人或地... 欸, 但我為什麼忘不了台灣?
一個人怎麼可能那麼爱一個國家?

我看得非常清楚台灣醜陋的政治, 淪陷的社會, 拜金的生活, 噁心的大男人主義, 那些只懂得讀書而不懂道德的學生... 其實老實說全世界都是如此, 但我在台灣看到另外一樣東西: 希望.
信仰不只是一個幫助我們度過難關的精神支柱, 基督教不是一個只想要你的錢的宗教, 神不只是平衡宇宙的力量, 耶穌不只是一個33AD死掉的猶太人, 他那革命般的愛更不是開玩笑的.

台灣有很多問題, 相信耶穌是答案有那麼離譜嗎?
不相信歷史的見證看看我的生命, 我的目的, 我的信念
我真的很愛台灣, 你在讀這文章了話我大概也關心你, 找一本聖經讀約翰寫的那篇吧!
對不起, 這本來不是我想要寫的... 但不知道為什麼情不自盡的就跑出來了...
請原諒我, 我回台灣送你巧克力好嗎? (要提前跟我說好讓我準備)

Monday, January 18, 2010

First Week back to Reality

It's been too long since I wrote on my blog, which btw gets linked to facebook. So if you see this on facebook, that's why. People tell me I should write more... So here I am writing.

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I came back from Taiwan about a week ago, feeling completely exhausted from seeing all those friends and family but already longing for my next visit home. I miss those guys already... So that's what it feels like to be hammered back to reality... I could write about what exactly I did in Taiwan to make it so memorable, which would definitely be worth recording as it was one intense roller coaster ride: it was the most fun I've had in a while but over before I knew it... That will come later, though most likely in Chinese, sorry my English friends. Et pour mes amis qui parlent français, quoi!? Oui! Je me souviens de vous et vous me manquez toujours. Even now I wish I could be back home in Taiwan, but I know I've been put here for a purpose. It seems God wants me to focus on Him now more than ever, to once again go back to being the wide-eyed adventurer seeking truth. After Campus Church's worship night on Sunday, I'm even more sure.
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In other news... I hit the gym on Thursday, and being the first time I worked out in almost four weeks, I found out I got tired really fast. Halfway through the third set for my chest workout, my muscles decided that they've had enough and completely gave out. Most people ease into their workout after an extended period of rest. Well not me! How dumb...
I only felt sore for about two days and I would've gone to the gym again if not for my chronic laziness. During my days of rest I played more than my fair share of video games, saving the world from the menace of both the Soviets and evil corporations. That's right, I'm awesome like that.

Apart from decimating evil people, I've been playing guitar. In fact, just today my friend Conan came over and we jammed for what felt like a really long time (big shout out to Tiff for her guitar). It really wasn't that long at all (2-3 hours?) but when you have two guitars, time gets distorted. Perhaps it playing that D-minor chord too much, but the pain actually got through my blisters. We played things like "I'm Yours", "Sweet Child O' Mine", "Numb", "Canon in D", "梁山伯與茱麗葉", "Blessed be Your Name", "Lucky"... Speaking of "Lucky", that's a good song, I can relate to it well.
Go listen to it here on youtube.

My guitar is the one on the right.

~Now do you hear me, talking to you
Across the water, across the deep blue ocean~

Friday, December 18, 2009

A Watery Situation

As I walked through the corridors of the 5th floor residence, I approached the humble little abode that is my room, my home away from home. The strong bass from my neighbors was sipping through the walls, creating a constant source of annoyance. I left the room to go for a quick dinner so that I can come back to study more of this thermodynamic stuff. Then lo and behold, the fire alarm went off. I was too laid back to even get mad at that time. I remember pointless small talk with my friends while we wait for the alarm to stop.

Eventually we went back. Eventually I finished my dinner in the cafeteria, eating what vaguely resembles healthy food but in reality is actually a trickster, poisoning our minds along with our bodies. I headed back to my room, unaware of what awaited me. Wading through the recently created river (slight exaggeration), I found my neighbors room completely drenched, along with the room across and further down from us.

So it seems they had a party. And in this party someone was holding on to a towel that somehow got caught in the sprinkler which then tore the sprinkler off, setting off not only the fire alarm, but the sprinklers of 5 rooms. I silently thanked God that for some reason my room was the only one not affected. However, the guy next to my room, the one sharing our suite, Allen, his wall became slightly moist. The next day maintenance guys came in and told him that he had to move.

They say a picture speaks a thousand words, so I'll stop writing and present you a 3000 word description.

Hallway- Drying the walls.


My room - We have been marked.


Inside my suite - These machines are quite noisy.

Now I have no roommate, he had to move to Simcoe, the other residence. A mixed emotion of joy and sadness fills up. Happy that I can finally be alone but sad that Allen had to go. In any case...

Peace out and may God be with you in your future endeavors.

Monday, November 23, 2009

長不大的小孩



妳說不應該期待太多, 但我沒辦法.
這世界真的很不公平妳知道嗎?
拯救世界, 維護正義, 當超人... 這些都是小孩子的夢想, 但為什麼我放不下?

看到這一切, 被放在這裡, 認識這種人... 巧合早已不能當一個可以接受的解釋了.
我知道這遠遠超越我的能力, 但我還是會繼續.
壓力很大, 相處很累, 時間很短... 但我的心不讓我坐視不管...
明知會失望, 會受打擊... 但我沒辦法只付出一半...
我要希望...我要幫他... 哈...我要當超人...

替我禱告, no... pray for him instead...

Saturday, November 14, 2009

沒有內容的一篇文章

好久沒有在部落格update了...
之前因為Halloween所以隨便寫了一篇, 但其實我近期有發生好多值得寫下來的事.
對, 這個時候你們大概都期待我開始述說我那多采多姿的大學生活對嗎? 錯!
我現在有點寫不了那些東西, 有太多太多可以講的導致我什麼都講不了.

好啦, 你們大部分的人大概也不期待什麼. 大部分大概也是透過facebook看到我有一個"note"所以點進去看而已, 雖然我還是希望大家先連去http://tcfish.blogspot.com/....
能看到這裡還繼續了話也真是恭喜妳了, 很少人會能忍受這種沒有內涵又低於小學程度的文章.

其實我在想, 我以後小孩會用什麼語言跟我溝通啊? 我是因該用中文, 但如果用英文了話他這樣會英文超強的. 如果加點法文會不會反而讓他三個語言都很爛? 我老婆一定要很會中文才行, 要不然小孩中文還得了! 加上留著第十一代的純台灣血統的我怎麼可以就這樣讓它跟其他血混合呢? 喔對, 我幹嘛擔心這些, 因該先擔心找女朋友這件事...

我一直認為過這種沒女朋友的生活很ok啊. 反正我喜歡的女生都在台灣被這無情的太平洋分離, 要不然就是男的.. ㄟ! 我最好就會把我的感情史寫在部落格上啦, 開玩笑... 把我當白痴嗎? 我要交往當然是選虛擬人物摟, 好保養又可以隨時save&load. 不爽就找cheat或直接修改程式.

好啦, 其實我內心是一個很孤單的小男人... TT ok, 半個小女人... TT
我有點忘記我在打什麼了, 就這樣結束好了.
PS. 請別誤會, 我現在過的很好, 一點都不孤單, 也沒有什麼可能的交往對象... 除了 ***
PSS. Muahahaha, 讓你們不斷的猜測真好玩~

喜歡這種style嗎? 喜歡就留言喲, choo~ >.0

Sunday, November 1, 2009

KISS at Halloween 2009


So we dressed up as KISS for Halloween this year. It was awesome. Check full details, along with descriptions of what we did, where we were, etc. at my facebook album (here) or my picasa gallery (here).

For those of you already on facebook, this is my blog (Click Me!), I set new posts from my blog to link to my facebook notes.

See the rest of the band in my album!

台灣的朋友們, 你們不慶祝萬聖節太可惜了!